Ironic - Alanis Morissette Suggested chords: F# 244322 B 224442 G#m 466444 Intro 1: This is played during the bit where Alanis sings „hi hi hi, la la la, hi hi“ E| 7 7 7 7 7 7 9 9 9 | 9 9 9 7 7 7 7 7 7 B| O O O O O O O O O | O O O O O O O O O G| 8 8 8 8 8 8 9 9 9 | 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 D| 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 | 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 A| | E| | Intro 2: E| 7 6 | B| 7 | G| | D| 9~~~ | F# B F# G#m Verse 1: An old man turned ninety-eight F# B F# G#m He won the lottery and died the next day F# B F# G#m It's a black fly in your chardonnay F# B F# G#m It's a death row pardon two minutes to late F# B F# G#m And isn't it ironic... Don't you think? F# B F# G#m Chorus: It's like rain on your wedding day F# B F# G#m It's a free ride when you've already paid F# B F# G#m It's the good advice that you just didn't take A G#m F# And who would have thought... It figures? F# B F# G#m (Rhy Fig 1) Verse 2: Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly F# B F# G#m (Rhy Fig 2) He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye F# B F# G#m (Rhy Fig 3) He waited his whole damn life just to take that flight F# B F# G#m And as the plane crashed down he thought, well isn't this nice? F# B F# G#m (Rhy Fig 4) And isn't it ironic... Don't you think? Chorus: (Repeat chorus as before) F# B F# G#m A traffic jam when you are already late F# B F# G#m A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break F# B F# G#m It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife (No instruments on these last two lines) It's like meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife (Bongo drums Fill-in) F# B F# G#m And isn't it ironic... Don't you think? F# B F# G#m A little too ironic... And yeah I really do think... Rhythm Fig 1: E| | B| 2^4 2 2 4 | G| 4 1~~~ | Rhythm Fig 2: E| | B| 2^4 2 2~~~~~~~~~~ | G| 4 | Rhythm Fig 3: E| 2^4 2 2~~~~~~~~~~ | B| 4 | Rhythm Fig 4: E| 9 7 | B| 7/9 9\7 7~~~~~~~ Rhythm Fig 5: E| 2^4 2 | B| 2^4~~~~~~~~~~ | Rhythm Fig 6: E| 9 7~~~~~~~~~ | B| 7/9 9\7 | Bridge: (Play the intro 1 rhythm throughout this part) Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you (Rhy Fig 5) When you think everything is okay and everything's going right (Rhy Fig 6) And life has a funny way of helping you out when you think Everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face (Intro 2 rhy) Rhythm Fig 7: E| | | B| 7 | | G| 6 8~~~~~~~~~~~ | 6 8 | D| | 9~~~~~~~~`~~ | A| | | E| | | Verse 3: (Play Rhy Fig 7 throughout) F# B F# G#m A traffic jam when you are already late F# B F# G#m A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break F# B F# G#m It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife (No instruments on these last two lines) It's like meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife (Bongo drums Fill-in) F# B F# G#m And isn't it ironic... Don't you think? F# B F# G#m A little too ironic... And yeah I really do think... Chorus: (Repeat chorus as before) Coda: (Play the intro 1 rhythm throughout this part) Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out... Helping you out (Cymbals and ending on guitars) (I suggest you end on the intro 2 rhythm s-l-o-w-l-y)