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FREAK
The second night I stayed with you then decided to move in with you
and maybe it scared you and freaked you coming on so strong right out of the blue
So you brought some muscle bound jerk home and told me to use the couch
Later you said you dumped him for me but that he did have a bigger d!*k (Ouch!)
I wrote on your calendar: “Today is the day I (Mary) will fall in love with Jamie”
That’s the day you shoplifted all that s&!t and then tried to frame me
I wrote you a poem but you thought it sucked
You got bored so we turned on and &$cked
CHORUS:
You’re a freak, You’re a freak, your family knows it too
I’d like to baker act your @$$ before I turn you black and blue
I picked you flowers but you only kept the stems
You threw away my corduroys (what’s wrong with them)
You sowed patches on my jeans and then told me to f&@k off
Stayed out all the rainy night, came back with a cough
I’ve only been here four days and it seems like a month
I think I gotta leave cause this is all really too much
You killed all my fish you said it was an experiment
You pierced your upper lip then couldn’t stand anything you put in it
You wanted me to pierce mine and put a chain in to attach to you
But I’m getting sick and fuckin’ tired of this bullsh!t you put me through
CHORUS:
You’re a freak, You’re a freak, your family knows it too
I’d like to baker act your @$$ before I turn you black and blue
I left my rent money in my jeans now its gone
You partied with all your friends and came back totally turned on
You had a new tattoo KC you said stood for cute and Cudly
And by coincidence your clubs manager is knick named KC
You think its funny to fart in my face to wake me up
But when you did it for kicks while I was eating you—it kind of really f^&ked me up
You basically suck
CHORUS:
You’re a freak, You’re a freak, your family knows it too
I’d like to baker act your @$$ before I turn you black and blue
But:
I don’t care if you make fun of me in front of my friends
I would stop throwing my coat on the couch and take my shoes off first thing when I come home
I just want to be with you, spend time with you, listen to the sound of your voice
Stare into your eyes to guess what you are thinking, find a new way to make you smile, you make my life so fucking easy to forget entirely
Oh just to watch your expressions change,
Cus;
I ‘m goin’ to love you forever
No matter
If you get a sex change ..and become a man
I want to always be there…I could at least hold your hand
And if you lost all your limbs
I would take you everywhere …in my knapsack so I could always be close to you
And if you got some rare infectious, extremely contagious disease then I would make sure I outlived you so I could be there with you when we both die
I want to sing you to sleep every night
I would give up everything I have for you
Exept my guitar …cause then what would I use to lull you to sleep with
If demons came and took you to purgatory
I would commit outrageous sins—worse and worse each time—till they took me down there with you so I could spend eternity watching them roast and torture you
oh just to be roasting with you
PAIN
Pain sucks, I wish it would go away
I feel it move from here to there
It seems to get worse everyday
If I could just sleep awhile I wouldn’t be so pissed off
But everytime I lay in bed It feels like my skin is melting off
I feel like the guy who hangs from the ceiling
With fish hooks through his back (why does mine keep peeling?)
It hurts, yes it hurts,
not only when I squirts
It reminds me of being sealed in a coffin
with millions of stinging wasps
I want to scream my head off
But that wouldn’t be too manly
So I bite down through all my leather belts a bullet would be quite handy
Come to think of it I should go get a gun
Because I ain’t gonna take too much more of this fun
Shoot me-just shoot me you’d be doing me a favor
Sledgehammer to my head "Won’t you be my neighbor?"
Shoot me-just shoot me you’d be doing me a favor
"Would you be, could you be, won’t be a neighbor?"
I take pain killers like candy I’ve tried them all each and every flavor
I now know why undead are so pissed off
Their pain won’t ever go away
It just seems to get worse and worse
Every minute of every hour of every day